Braxton's quickie for the day...
Here’s a humorous observation offered by a male quickie reader (and a customer):
“A CurrentLoop is a quantum leap in masturbation. Not only does it do a great job, but I can now keep both hands on the keyboard!”
We can only assume that our correspondent needed both hands to continue working on an important spreadsheet. Who would have thought that a CurrentLoop could be a productivity tool? Another advantage that he didn’t mention is the fact that a CurrentLoop will work just as well with clothes on.
For any ladies looking for their own productivity tool, look no further than the CurrentVagMini: with only two inches of insertion and no external obstruction, it’s perfect for sitting down in “hands-free” mode.